98% chimp? Are we (humans) 98% genetically identical to chimpanzees? A lack of opposable toes and all over body hair is the only thing that keeps us swinging from the trees. Don’t get us wrong, we love a good swing in the trees. And if truth be told chimpanzees are smart, they’ll run circles around the “average Joe” These primates will take over the world one day. Yep! Four hands for the win! A good t shirt to buy if you're clinging to that 2%. Our 100% cotton 98% chimp t shirt is a kudos to our primate cousins! Oooh Oooh oooh, ahhh ahhh ahhh!