Dead Kennedys T-Shirt Punk Rock Too Drunk to F#ck

Listening to Too Drunk to F*** is like being a fly on the wall at the world's most disastrous party, where the beer is cheap, the floor is sticky, and someone just broke the bathroom sink. The song barrels through its 2 minutes and 42 seconds like a drunk friend who insists they're fine to drive—only to trip over their shoelaces and faceplant into a bowl of chips. It's equal parts self-deprecation and rebellion, reminding us all that sometimes punk rock isn't about making the right choices, but about laughing at the wrong ones.