Funny Cat T-Shirt F#ck my lives

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Cats are said to have nine lives, which honestly explains a lot about their attitude. Knock a glass off the table? Still alive. Jump from the top of the fridge like a furry stunt double? Still alive. Get stuck in a tree, scream at 3 a.m., fight the neighbor’s dog, and somehow walk away like nothing happened? Still alive—eight lives left, baby. Meanwhile, humans pull one muscle getting out of bed and need three business days to recover. No wonder cats walk around the house like tiny, judgmental immortals. ??