Funny Darth Vader T-Shirt Who's Yo Daddy?

Darth Vader is the ultimate "Who's yo daddy?" champion. I mean, the guy literally dropped the biggest paternity reveal in cinematic history—no DNA test, no Maury Povich, just The Force and some heavy breathing. Imagine training for years to be a Jedi, only to find out your long-lost dad is a seven-foot-tall space warlord with asthma and anger issues. “Luke, I am your father” wasn’t just a plot twist; it was the galactic version of finding out your dad still wears socks with sandals. Tough break, kid