Loading... Please wait...Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups—he pushes the Earth down. When he goes to sleep, he checks under his bed… for himself. Time doesn’t pass for Chuck Norris; it asks permission. And if you ever hear that he counted to infinity, it’s true—twice. Scientists once tried to measure his strength, but the machine just printed out “good luck” and shut down. Don't fuck with Chuck. RIP Legend.