Even at my worst, I’m the kind of person who’ll spill coffee on a presentation but still deliver it with such charm and grace that everyone’s too mesmerized by my flustered brilliance to even notice the stains. It’s like my personal brand of disaster has a certain “je ne sais quoi” that turns every mishap into a magical moment. Even at my worst I could trip over my own feet and still end up in a graceful pose that makes everyone think it was part of the plan. Because even in my most spectacularly chaotic moments, I’m still fucking incredible.