Everyone is entitled to my opinion, In fact, my opinions are so valuable, they deserve to be shared far and wide, even with people who haven’t asked for them. Standing in line for coffee? Let me tell you why decaf is a conspiracy. Sitting next to me on the bus? Buckle up for my thoughts on the socioeconomic implications of pineapple on pizza. Some might call it unsolicited advice; I call it free enlightenment. The world’s going to be a better place once everyone realizes they’ve always been entitled to my opinion—it’s a gift, really, and I’m just here to share the wealth!