"They say 'fuck around and find out' is the scientific method for life’s greatest mysteries. Imagine you’re in a lab coat, goggles on, surrounded by beakers of dubious liquids. You pour one into another because, hey, why not? Moments later, your hair is standing on end, your eyebrows are gone, and you’ve accidentally invented a new element. That’s the beauty of ‘fuck around and find out’—it’s like a chemistry set for adults, but with fewer explosions and more existential dread."