Funny T-Shirt Grammar Police To correct and serve!

The Grammar Police are out in full force tonight, armed with red pens and a ruthless dedication to proper punctuation. They patrol the streets of social media, lurking in the shadows of poorly written posts, ready to pounce on rogue apostrophes and comma splices. Their motto? “To correct and serve... up a healthy dose of linguistic shame.” No sentence fragment is safe from their scrutinizing gaze, and no run-on sentence will go unchecked. One officer reportedly arrested a tweet last night for confusing "your" and "you're," while another detained a Facebook post for excessive exclamation points, citing "aggravated excitement."

Meanwhile, in the headquarters, Detective Hyphen is locked in a fierce debate with Lieutenant Semicolon about the proper usage of em dashes. Tensions are high, but the stakes are even higher. Somewhere out there, an ellipsis is being misused, and a wayward "there" has wandered too far into "their" territory. The Grammar Police know that while the public may not always appreciate their efforts, one day—when the difference between "affect" and "effect" could mean life or death—they’ll be the unsung heroes the world never knew it needed.