Funny T-Shirt I hate everyone

“I Hate Everyone” Chronicles: I once told a friend, “I hate everyone.” They replied, “Even me?” I sighed and said, “Well, especially you. You’re the type who leaves the milk out, eats the last slice of pizza without asking, and uses Comic Sans for serious documents. I can’t have that kind of chaos in my life. But hey, at least you’re my favorite person to hate.” The friend took it as a compliment, which is how I know our friendship is built on mutual disdain and a shared sense of humor.