I’m fat, and honestly? That just means there’s more of me to love—so let’s party! Why stress about calories when we can stress about whether there’s enough cake for a second (or third) round? I’m bringing the good vibes, the best dance moves (low effort, high impact), and the unmatched skill of finding the snack table immediately. Forget six-packs—I’ve got a whole keg of fun, and this party isn’t stopping until we run out of food or gravity gives up on me. Let’s go!