Funny T-Shirt Life is BDSM

Life feels like BDSM sometimes—except nobody explained the rules, the safe word doesn’t work, and apparently I forgot the password to log out. Every morning it’s like the universe saying, “Alright, time for another challenge!” and I’m just standing there like, “Wait, I didn’t sign the consent form for this level of chaos.” Bills, responsibilities, alarm clocks—life just keeps tightening the knots while I’m trying to figure out where the instruction manual went. At this point I’m not even asking for an easy mode, I just want the “reset password” email.