Funny T-Shirt My arson charges don't define me

I refuse to let my arson charges define me—I’m so much more than that. Sure, things got a little heated, and yes, there may have been some “unexpected enthusiasm” involving matches, but who hasn’t had a phase? People are always like, “You burned down one building…” and I’m like, “Okay, but what about my personality? My hobbies? My ability to bring warmth to any situation?” Honestly, I’m just a passionate person—some people light up a room metaphorically, I just… took it a bit too literally.