Ouija board T-Shirt

Using a Ouija board is like hosting a dinner party where you invite the most indecisive guests imaginable. You ask the spirits if they have any advice, and the planchette hovers between "Yes" and "No" like it's trying to decide which side of the fence to sit on. The ghosts seem to enjoy playing hard to get, whispering cryptic messages that leave you more bewildered than enlightened. At some point, you start to suspect that the only thing they’re trying to communicate is how much they enjoy the suspense, while your friends are busy arguing over whether the board just spelled "HELP" or "H-E-L-P," which obviously means something completely different.