"Caffeine: The Liquid Magic That Turns Zombies Into Humans"
Before caffeine, mornings were a dark, mysterious abyss where even the thought of getting out of bed seemed like a Herculean task. But once that first cup of coffee kicks in, it's like flipping a switch from "zombie apocalypse" to "human productivity mode." With each sip, the fog of sleepiness lifts, and you morph from a groggy, grumbling creature into a sparkling beacon of efficiency. You'll be tackling tasks with the energy of a toddler on a sugar high, while your once-empty mug becomes a symbol of your miraculous resurrection from the land of perpetual snooze buttons.