Ever notice how smoking cannabis can turn a simple task into a grand adventure? One minute you’re trying to make a sandwich, and the next, you’re on a quest to find the perfect cheese-to-bread ratio while discussing the existential implications of bread crust. You start with “I’m just going to grab a snack,” and suddenly, you’re the hero of an epic saga where the kitchen counter is a mountain, and the cheese is your trusty steed. Smoke Cannabis!