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Steely Dan is like that friend who always shows up at the party with the coolest, most eclectic vinyl collection. They mix jazz, rock, and a sprinkle of mystery, making their music sound like a sophisticated cocktail that's both smooth and slightly confusing. It’s like they’re saying, “Sure, you can listen to pop, but can your playlist take you on a ride through a noir film with a sax solo?”

If Steely Dan were a person, they’d be the guy who shows up to the beach in a suit, sipping a martini while everyone else is in flip-flops and beachwear. They’d be chatting about the metaphysical meaning behind the lyrics of their own songs while casually dropping references to obscure jazz musicians. And you’d probably end up spending the whole day wondering how someone so polished can make you feel so cool just by being around.